Freak: Happy 52-Day Anniversary, Steff!
Steff: Aw gee, you remembered!
Freak: Kuh--of course I remembered! Here, I got you flowers!
Steff: How sweet! I got you a gift, too!
Freak: What is it?
Steff: 52 individual sheets of toilet paper!
Freak: You really are a life saver, Steff.